Tax Season is Here! Save 15% on H&R Block Online
iconAll times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:59 PM. | Search:

» StockRants Stock Forum » General Forums » Traders Lounge » Rants & Blather » Lifesavers!



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-12-2009, 12:21 AM   Nav to Top  #1
trants
Rants
 
trants's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Cloverdale, OR
Posts: 552
Favorites: MOT WDC ENG
Rep Power: 469
Reputation: 7968
trants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond reputetrants has a reputation beyond repute
Devil Lifesavers!


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.



The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!
__________________
Trants

Last edited by trants; 06-12-2009 at 12:25 AM..
trants is offline   Rate this post Yes | No Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2009, 12:23 AM   Nav to Top  #2
Stealpulse
Au
 
Stealpulse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 250
Favorites: HUN NRF HEB
Rep Power: 258
Reputation: 2997
Stealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond reputeStealpulse has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Hahahahahah!! Awesome!!
__________________
Stay classy San Diego.
Stealpulse is offline   Rate this post Yes | No Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2009, 12:23 AM   Nav to Top  #3
chuckd
UberTrader
 
chuckd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: conyers,
Posts: 700
Favorites: KFN LVS NTE
Rep Power: 374
Reputation: 5419
chuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond reputechuckd has a reputation beyond repute
Default

ROTFLMAO !!!!!
__________________
All advice from me is guaranteed to be worth at least what you paid for it, or double your money back. All persons dealing with matters of personal finance are advised to gather information from blogs, books, radio and TV, consult with professionals, discuss the matter with anybody who will listen, and then make their own decision.
chuckd is offline   Rate this post Yes | No Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2009, 12:24 AM   Nav to Top  #4
Kordoyn
UberTrader
 
Kordoyn's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: TOronto
Posts: 383
Favorites: DOW TCK HEB
Rep Power: 281
Reputation: 3456
Kordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond reputeKordoyn has a reputation beyond repute
Default

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kordoyn is offline   Rate this post Yes | No Reply With Quote
Old 06-12-2009, 12:30 PM   Nav to Top  #5
NBP
VIP Trader
 
NBP's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: BERMUDA
Posts: 26
Favorites: AAPL CTIC CNM
Rep Power: 154
Reputation: 620
NBP is a name known to allNBP is a name known to allNBP is a name known to allNBP is a name known to allNBP is a name known to allNBP is a name known to all
Default

Brilliant!
Needed a good giggle this morning - thanks Trants.
__________________
'Babe in the Woods'
NBP
NBP is offline   Rate this post Yes | No Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On