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Old 06-12-2009, 12:21 AM   Nav to Top 
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Devil Lifesavers!


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.



The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!
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